What are little boys made of…?

What are little boys made of?What are little boys made of?

Snips and snails

And puppy-dogs’ tails

That’s what little boys are made of!

With my little boy recently turning 3, this poem has never been more true! I never thought I would ever have to say the following: (Note that most of these are said numerous times a day!)

1. It is NEVER okay to pee into the bed of your toy truck.
2. Stop touching your penis.
3. The toilet is not a car wash or dino bath
4. Did you just lick that worm?
5. Don’t touch my boobies
6. You JUST ate.
7. We don’t put our feet in our food
8. Don’t run around the house with a blanket on your head
9. If you lick the book again story time is over.
10. Good job, you peed in the potty, I see it all over the floor, yup, and the wall, uh huh, and the out side of the toilet…did you get ANY IN THE BOWL?!
11. Where are your pants?
12. Please, put on your pants.
13. Seriously. Where are your pants?
14. No, I said ‘trucking.’ Your ‘trucking’ dad.
15. Put down the dog poop!

Comment below some of your funniest Mom-isms! I would love to hear from you.

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